Five Chicks You’ll Meet In A College Bar

The 5 girls you’ll meet in a college bar

1.The Pussy-Hat Pusher

She’s only here at this shallow meat market because it’s where her roommate insists on celebrating. She kind of wants a guy to hit on her so she can gloat to her appalled Intersectional Feminists group about how she told the patriarchy to piss off. She also kind of wants a guy to hit on her because she would like a date and can’t figure out why no men ever want to talk to her.

2.The Slutty-Drunk Girl

Get a few drinks in her and clothes start coming off and she becomes a twerk goddess.

3.The “party mom”

She’s the designated driver, the designated purse watcher and the designated cock-blocker. She makes sure the ladies in the crew don’t do anything crazy while they’re drunk. It’s a lame job but somebody has to do it.

4.The Dumped Girl

Her boyfriend just dumped her and everyone is totally going to know about what a cheating, lying, pig Jared and that he likes butt stuff!

5.The Way Drunk Girl

Yo, she’s way drunk.

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