PHANTOM SWAY

    • The Weekly #Rehash: Hurricane Florence Edition

    #AuntFlo Hurricane Florence has been downgraded to a tropical storm but it still sucks

    https://twitter.com/alaina_d_ramsay/status/1040298752991522816

    #NoGovernorMiranda Sex and the City actress Cynthia Nixon lost her primary bid for New York Governor to legacy politician Andrew Cuomo. Which is too bad because everyone knows running for Governor is probably totally what Miranda ended up doing and a Nixon governorship would have been the closest thing to SATC3 we’re ever gonna get. And don’t lie…you know you wanted to see Stanford Blatch as press sec.

    #CBSToo Les Moonves is out as CEO at CBS after six more women came forward to talk about his alleged sexual harassment and lechery. One of women was Designing Women creator Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, who ripped Les a new one for being such an asshole to her while she was writing some of the most popular and lucrative tv at CBS.

    #TrumpTrash Omarosa continued to piss away the tiny bit that is left of her credibility by storming out of another interview after calling the host a “bitch”…takes one to know one, I guess.

    #MiMiIsBack Mariah Carey dropped her first new music in a while. In her new video for “GTFO” she spends a lot of time sitting on a kitchen counter in her lingerie, sipping wine and watching the sinks overflow…ya know, like ya do.

    #SuperDone Henry Cavill is out as Superman. There are also rumors that Ben Affleck won’t be returning as Batman. Typically actors age out of superhero roles, but maybe a good reboot idea is a an old superhero. Let’s see Liam Neeson as a run-down, bored elderly Superman called back into action one last time to rescue his irresponsible, naive daughter from a kryptonite dealer ring.

    #GirlTrouble  That high-pitched siren sound you hear is the collective wailing of millions of teenage girls and grown-ass women after they found out Drake is dating a teenage model.

    #TennisTantrum Serena Williams had a meltdown on the U.S. Open court then blamed sexism. You gotta be one badass bitch to make your winning opponent cry on stage and then tell her it was a man’s fault and then give a press conference about how it was a man’s fault.

    #FakeNews The New York Times got caught trying to out Trump’s UN Ambassador Nikki Haley for buying curtains for he ambassador’s apartment that cost $54,000. The problem is that the curtains were ordered by the previous ambassador and approved by Obama’s administration. You’d think the “paper of record” would be trying not to make it so easy for Trump to scream FAKE NEWS all day long, but…

    #SusanLucciIsHotterThanYou The 71-year-old soap opera icon says she still works out six days a week. Yesterday I had cake and a half a bottle of vodka but starting Monday I’m on the Susan Lucci workout schedule. Yup…Monday.

    #RapRuckus Back in the early days of rap the big beef was West Coast/East Coast, Biggie and Tupac, Hammer and Vanilla Ice. Now it’s Cardi B and Nicki Minaj and let’s all admit we’re just here for the wig snatching.

     

    Kira Allen
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