10 Products That Have Been Tragically Pumpkin Spice’d

It seems these days we’re all being asked to take sides in the great pumpkin spice debate. You either love pumpkin spice and eagerly await it’s arrival every fall or you hate pumpkin spice and you’re sick of it being forced into all your favorite concoctions. Personally I remain uncommitted. I don’t hate pumpkin spice flavoring. However, I do think the pumpkin-spicing of ALL THE THINGS is getting a bit out of hand. Here are some products that definitely did not need to be put on the pumpkin spice train.

Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes – I refuse to believe Tony the Tiger approved this. He’s better than this.

Pumpkin Pie Spice Pringles 

I went to look this up on Amazon because I was pretty sure it was #FakeNews. It is real. One Amazon reviewer who seemed to have inexplicably high hopes about the product said the Pringles were ” big time lacking in the flavor it says it is . It is not worth the price you pay for them”. Oh really? How shocking.

Pumpkin Spice Peeps

Peeps – much like the birds they represent – are a scourge on humanity and should never have seen the light of day. To mix holiday treats just compounds the insult. Peeps should only be able to terrorize us at Easter. To bring them into the Halloween season is a sacrilege.

Pumpkin Spice Gum

“My breath isn’t so fresh right now. You know what I could really use? A refreshing stick of gum that tastes like a processed, sugary, spiced up version of a giant squash”….said no one, ever.

Pumpkin Spice Hummus

What? Whhhhyyyyyy?

Pumpkin Spice Wine

Let’s not bring alcohol into this.

Pumpkin Spice Twinkies

This seems like a terrible, terrible mistake.

Pumpkin Spice Peanut Butter

People do all kinds of things to peanut butter. I get it. That still doesn’t make this right.

Pumpkin Spice Soda Water

When you want to quench your thirst but don’t want to enjoy it too much.

Pumpkin Spice Oreos

How dare you even call these Oreos??!

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