PHANTOM SWAY

    • The Weekly #Rehash: Duchess Meghan is Knocked Up Edition

    #OhBaby  Meghan Markle is pregnant so technically that means the British royal family will now officially have some Black American lineage. Of course, there are questions about Harry’s lineage…but we’ll leave that to the gossip rags. Mazel Tov to the happy couple!

    #AintLoveGrande In a complete shock to almost no one, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have broken up. It’s so hard to believe…I mean they got those matching tattoos and permanently inked each other’s names on their bodies. IT SHOULD HAVE LASTED FOREVER! Sources say Ariana has been spiraling since news of her ex-boyfriend’s (Mac Miller) suicide. She’s already dropped out of a few appearances and performances due to “personal” issues. Rumor has it Davidson won’t be performing on SNL this weekend. He probably needs to wait at his new apartment for the cable company to come out between the hours of 8am and midnight.

    #DeathOfASalesman Famed Bunny Ranch brothel owner Dennis Hof is dead at 72. That might not keep him from being elected to serve in Nevada’s 36th district.  Have we hit peak 2018 yet?

    #ScientologySitDown Is Jada Pinkett-Smith finally walking off the Scientology crazy farm? She sat down with Leah Remini on her Red Table Talk show to put the past in the past and make amends after Remini pissed off the Girls Trip star when she claimed Jada was head over heels in love with L.Ron Hubbard.

    #WorthIt A Delta flight attendant got suspended for joining the Mile-High Club with some random hot porn star.

    #ClapBack Model Ashley Graham did is not here for Kendall Jenner’s privileged selective modeling schedule.

    #PillPopper Roseanne’s character got killed off by opioids in the The Connors spin-off.

    #BooHoo Louis C.K. joked about losing “$35 million” in an hour. We feel for him.

    Kira Allen
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