Are you the type of person who goes gift shopping at 7pm on Christmas Eve? Do you file your taxes at 11:59 p.m. on April 15th? Is your go-to V- Day gift to your grandma a wilting rose from the gas station?
If so then no doubt you’ll probably be scrambling to put together a Halloween costume at the last minute. Here are some quick, easy, brainless costume ideas to help.
1.Spice Rack – look, no one said these were going to be winning any contests.
2.The Bachelorette – grab your fancy dress, your heels and a bunch of roses and VOILA! You’re already as authentic as the tv Bachelorette.
3.Babysitter – don’t roll your eyes, this is what your procrastination hath wrought.
4.Ceiling Fan – go team!
5.Cereal Killer – turn your lazy breakfast routine into a lazy Halloween costume
6.Emoji girl – it doesn’t get any last minute than this, folks.
7.50 Shades of Grey – go ahead, be that asshole the home improvement store employees hate every October.
8.Error 404 – turn your most annoying work-day problems into a fun, last-minute costume
9.Blessing in disguise – it’s not rocket science, people. You’re the dummy who waited until the last minute. These are your options.
10.Nudist on Strike – you’re desperate, you’re late, you’re broke…this is it. Grab your marker and the back side of a cereal box and get out there! You’ve got Halloweening to do!
Just kidding....Kira is a writer, actor and suburban housewife and mother. Her mantra is "If I can't do it from the couch, is it really worth it?"
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