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    • The Weekly #Rehash: Bryan Singer Must Know ALL THE TEA Edition

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    #BohemianRAPEsody Bryan Singer must know ALL THE TEA on some pretty powerful Hollywood big-wigs. Even after a pretty scandalous scoop by The Atlantic that alleges Singer is not only a pervert but also a pedophile, Singer is still set to direct the upcoming action film Red Sonja. We’ve seen men in Hollywood losing jobs left and right over accusations of inappropriate behavior, but Singer still gets to be king? Something is rotten in the state of Hollywood.

    #NastyNeverland And in more pedophilia news, a new documentary that explores the pedophilia accusations against the late Michael Jackson has landed at Sundance and includes therapists on hand at screenings.

    #LaFin The supposed “royal feud” between Meghan Markle and the future Queen of England has supposedly come to an end after Prince Charles supposedly put his foot down to supposedly demand the royal frenemies get their shit together.

    #BadDad Russell Brand sounds like a pretty douchey dad.

    #OhSnap Mo’Nique came for Whoopi Goldberg, calling her “the help” and reminding us all about that one time Whoopi’s ex-boyfriend went to a party in blackface.

    #FiftyShadesOfCash Lonely housewives everywhere can rejoice. Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James is back with more bobo-Cinderalla smut. That sound you hear right now isn’t the sound of a million vibrators spontaneously erupting at once, it’s a dump truck dropping mountains of cash on James’ front lawn.

    #LessonsLearned Gina Rodriguez (Jane, The Virgin) learned the hard way that you’ll never be inclusive enough for the internet trolls who live in their mom’s basement. If you can’t say anything about every single identity group all the time…don’t say anything at all.

    #WellPlayed When you have a name barely anyone in the fashion industry knows, the best way to get a coveted designer to dress you for awards season is to claim all the coveted designers think you’re too fat. Well played, Bebe Rexha. Well played.

    #Slayer In “news you never thought you needed to know” Mark Zuckerberg apparently once butchered and served his own goat to Twitter founder Jack Dorsey.

    #FreeishSpeech Liberal atheist comedian Ricky Gervais came out as a supporter of free speech and now he’s Literally Hitler™

    #Genius This dude photoshops himself into Kendall Jenner pictures and it is the most hilarious thing ever.

    Kira Allen
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