PHANTOM SWAY

    • The Weekly #Rehash: GOOP is Heading to Netflix Edition

    #GirdYourVagina Gwyneth Paltrow is taking GOOP to Netflix. She’ll reportedly be producing/hosting a docuseries on wellness, beauty and other goopy stuff.

    #TakenAback Liam Neeson got into all kinds of trouble after admitting he briefly wished for revenge on any “black bastard” after a female relative revealed she was raped by a black man. He clarified that he was wrong and ashamed, but the internet doesn’t care about your lessons, Liam. THE GREAT DIGITAL BEAST WILL HAVE IT’S SACRIFICE OR YOUR SOUL!

    #CrewsConflict  Brooklyn Nine-Nine actor Terry Crews got dragged all over social media for coming to Neeson’s defense, saying that Neeson was simply describing his “fork in the road”. But once again, THE GREAT DIGITAL BEAST DEMANDS BLOOD not logic.

    #ImaginaryFriend Dina Lohan has apparently been “dating” a guy for 5-years…and they’ve never met. She told her Celebrity Big Brother castmates that she’d never seen him because he is actually a 35-year-old recluse who catfishes celebrity moms desperate for attention and lives in her grandpappy’s basement lives in San Francisco and takes care of his ailing mother and also he doesn’t have Facetime. Mmkay, girl.

    #RestlessNoMore The Young and The Restless star Kristoff St. John was found dead in his California home this week. He was just 52. He and Jesse from General Hospital were the only lead black male representations in soaps for a long time this little black girl crushed on Kristoff pretty much from the first day he showed up on Y&R. He will be missed.

    #GenJelloPop Bill Cosby got moved into prison gen pop. Good luck, Grandpa Perv!

    #FallToGrace May we all be as charming, composed and gosh-darn-cute as Diva Extraordinaire Susan Lucci when life trips us up.

    #RagingBob Robert DeNiro had a meltdown outside a New York courthouse after spending the day battling estranged wife Grace Hightower over custody of their 7-year-old daughter. Apparently he was angry because his limo driver was in the wrong spot. And really, haven’t we all been there?

    #RIP Beloved actor Albert Finney has passed away at 82.

    #BookerBooking Presidential hopeful and longtime bachelor Cory Booker has booked Rosario Dawson as his cosplay girlfriend while he hits the campaign trail because apparently America is not ready for a gay president. Yet.

    #BFFReunion The cast of My Best Friend’s Wedding reunited for a photo shoot to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the hit film. I’m trying to think of something snarky to say but I’m struggling to deal with the fact that I am this old.

    #BiebersFever Justin and Hailey are on the cover of Vogue.

    Kira Allen
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