KJ Adan is a writer in Los Angeles. She likes cats and tea length party dresses and Jesus and hugs and coffee and music. Turn offs include sensible mid priced sedans, monkeys, and Tom Cruise.
Let me tell you about the beef stew I just made in the Instant Pot, which is also our cult you should join. Enjoy this gluten free, whole food recipe. Tell Alexa "Play my music" and go get yourself:...
This is your fairy godmother of matrimonial bliss coming at you with free advice -- just in case you did some fool ass thing like give an engagement ring on Christmas, or plan to do some dumb ass...
Veterans’ Day is just around the corner, and there are so many bad ass vets working in Hollywood today, we figured we’d feature a few of them so you can check out their work. You might even...
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...so we at Phantom Sway have decided to share some of our poems with you. Our first selection comes from author K.J. Adan (yours truly). My novel The Method barely conceals some personal...
You've been lying awake for 8 weeks wondering "Where are Phantom Sway's recaps of 'Twin Peaks: The Return'?" And we're sorry. That must have been really hard on you. The truth is, it feels gross to...
There are a lot of #Instarappers, but not all of them are good. I came across this young man viewing a friend's Instagram of her sushi outing. I just clicked on his tag and found this mad flow. He...
My junior year of college, I shared a dorm room with girls from Sweden, Romania, & the good old US of A. The American was in the minority, as I'm a British subject. The Swede & the Romanian...
Are you convinced 9/11 was an inside job? Do you think The Matrix and/or The X-Files were real? Ar you certain that the Illuminati/Jews/Rosicrucians/aliens control your money and government?...