WARNING: Spoilers ahead. Nothing too specific, but I don't need anybody breakin' my balls in the comment section. I went with my friend Judi a couple nights ago to see Hereditary. Judi and I meet up...
Oh, you've avoided this one because the fancy-pants “critics” didn't like it? Whatever. Go see that new dumbass Transformers flick, then. Like we needed one more of those migraine-inducing...
I'm embarrassed for whoever decided this was a good idea - a new Bridget Jones film twelve years after the last one, starring Colin Firth, Patrick Dempsey, and Renée Zellweger’s new face. I...
This movie kicked ass and made me choke on my popcorn. In the dismal landscape of the third world country known as Detroit, three juvenile delinquents decide to rob an old Iraqi war vet in his...
Harold and I went to see Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice last night. First of all, I just want to say there was a whole lot of suck to all the movie trailers they showed before the main event....
You know the economy is in the shitter when the only job offer you can get is babysitting a possessed doll for a couple of crazy-ass Europeans in a drafty haunted house with no wi-fi or cell...
The Forest, or as I would have titled it Hysterical Honkies Doing Idiotic Things, wasn’t the spine-chilling horror flick I had hoped it would be, but it was fun for a couple hours of J-horror jump...
Well, I live with someone who has a penis so naturally I got dragged out to see the new Star Wars flick. To my surprise, the movie actually kicked ass. Spoiler alert: Harrison Ford is still a hottie!...
I made Harold take me to see Krampus last night and it freakin' ROCKED. It seems like a pretty normal Christmas movie until Krampus shows up and hands everybody their asses! The best part was...
Saw the new James Bond movie SPECTRE with my husband last night. I enjoyed it even though I'm a chick and don't give a shit about James Bond. I owed my husband for going to see Crimson Peak with me...
