Beware of Toilet Iguanas
Here at Phantom Sway don't shy away from the weird topics. Even if that topic is toilet iguanas. Yes you read that correctly. Toilet. Iguanas. Iguanas in your toilet. Actually it's not just...
Author: Jim Jamitis
Writer, wood sculptor, graphic designer, co-screenwriter/director of "Minty,"
Science must progress even if it means shaving a few bugs
How small does a razor have to be to shave an ant? These are questions for which scientists are hard at work finding answers. What is this? A barber shop for ants? As most people have at some...
The Rise of the Atomic Weasel
Last week it was renegade beavers, now it's weasels getting weird. Weaseled out They spent $7 billion on a particle accelerator and didn't even spring for the weasel-proofing. Total rookie mistake....
Psychotic Latvian beavers seek world domination
In Latvia, the furry woodland creatures are rebelling against all notions of cute, fuzzy innocence. Quentin Tarantino's Narnia Latvian beavers are going gangsta. Diabolical beaver holds Daugavpils in...
The Mighty Hercules and the Prosthetic Penis
You might think that giving your statue a removable penis would be the last thing you'd want to do to discourage penis thieves, but this small French town has a plan. Reinforcing Clouseau-esque...
Wake up, sheeple: Time travel is real and here’s the proof
Archaeologists in Mongolia have blown the lid off the secret time travel conspiracy. It's gonna get weird. Hello? McFly? An archaeological discovery has the internet buzzing about time travel, and...
Japanese cooks deceive while scientists are aroused by robot rears
Finding legitimate weird stuff was difficult this week thanks to April Fool's day but you won't believe what the Japanese are trying to pull or what is "physiologically arousing" scientists these...
And then it got weird: It’s like eHarmony, but for the stinky
Good news, everyone. Two guys in New York have found a way to make dating even more horrible...and it's weird. Ooooh that smell Good news, everyone. Two guys in New York have found a way to make...
Fast food cravings hit these people hard…and then it got weird
Studies show that eating fast food leads to criminal behavior...and getting weird. Ironic Pizza In Pennsylvania, a pizza enthusiast resorted to violence after being told that he would have to pick...
Exploding Toilets and Post Apocalyptic Pooches
In Baltimore, the city violently intrudes upon even the most private moments of your day while in San Diego people go to extreme measures to protect their precious pups from prowling predators. It's...