1.She’s just doing this to pay for medical school. The only documented stripper-turned-doctor is Vivica A. Fox’s character in Independence Day. 2.There will be sex in the Champagne...
Stage 1: Responsible Planning This happens at the very beginning of your night (or day...no judgment) when you lie to yourself and everyone else by saying you’re definitely not planning to...
1.The Color Purple This meandering but empowering tale of a black, southern woman (Whoopi Goldberg) struggling to find her identity over forty years of abuse and neglect is an iconic,...
Burt Reynolds died last week and much has been written since about him and his career. In my opinion, while he was a good actor, Burt was a great movie star. I compare him to Cary Grant, if not in...
1.”I’ve had sex with ___ other men”. Don’t give numbers! It doesn’t matter how progressive your views are on sex, few guys want to think about their girlfriend having sex with other...
1.Stare We don’t mind a quick look, especially on a day when we’re feeling fancy. It’s flattering. Staring is just creepy. Too many men don’t have an off button when it comes to...
1.Rudy Every guy loves this classic underdog tale based on a true story. College football, loyalty among friends and the idea that a man can be anything he wants if he never gives up combine...
The 5 girls you’ll meet in a college bar 1.The Pussy-Hat Pusher She’s only here at this shallow meat market because it’s where her roommate insists on celebrating. She kind of...
1.You have no idea what you did last night. 2.Drunk texts. 3.Unquenchable thirst 4.You smell like a distillery. 5.You want carbs. You want them now. 6.You feel like you’re...