Today's economy is rough on everyone. Some of us can't find jobs. Some of us can't afford a place to live. Some of us are possums. A possum in Australia was forced to swallow his pride and take up...
John Kerry has been cleared of all charges resulting from his drug fueled forklift rampage in Sunny Beach, Bulgaria. The judge ruled that he was momentarily insane. Sunny Beach, Sheet Seriously....
In Malibu, California someone placed a Craigslist ad claiming that he is "an engineer who built an with a vagina." And then it got weird. My Daughter the Sex Bot Man Offers Others to Have Sex with...
We live in a weird world. Coyotes be trippin' In California the slinky canines have been jumping in the road at night to stare down oncoming cars. I know. Your first thought is rabies, but the...
Dear Bangy McDoucheguzzler, You are in every occult shop in every town in every nation, and you just lose yourself in the music of your own silky palms any time you come across bongos or ceremonial...
Yeah, you talk a big game, what with your tennis serve and your five minute mile, but not even you will survive the zombie apocalypse. This treatise is to prepare you for the inevitable so you can...
