The Rise of the Atomic Weasel
Last week it was renegade beavers, now it's weasels getting weird. Weaseled out They spent $7 billion on a particle accelerator and didn't even spring for the weasel-proofing. Total rookie mistake....
Tag: weird
Psychotic Latvian beavers seek world domination
In Latvia, the furry woodland creatures are rebelling against all notions of cute, fuzzy innocence. Quentin Tarantino's Narnia Latvian beavers are going gangsta. Diabolical beaver holds Daugavpils in...
The Mighty Hercules and the Prosthetic Penis
You might think that giving your statue a removable penis would be the last thing you'd want to do to discourage penis thieves, but this small French town has a plan. Reinforcing Clouseau-esque...
Wake up, sheeple: Time travel is real and here’s the proof
Archaeologists in Mongolia have blown the lid off the secret time travel conspiracy. It's gonna get weird. Hello? McFly? An archaeological discovery has the internet buzzing about time travel, and...
Japanese cooks deceive while scientists are aroused by robot rears
Finding legitimate weird stuff was difficult this week thanks to April Fool's day but you won't believe what the Japanese are trying to pull or what is "physiologically arousing" scientists these...
Fast food cravings hit these people hard…and then it got weird
Studies show that eating fast food leads to criminal behavior...and getting weird. Ironic Pizza In Pennsylvania, a pizza enthusiast resorted to violence after being told that he would have to pick...
Exploding Toilets and Post Apocalyptic Pooches
In Baltimore, the city violently intrudes upon even the most private moments of your day while in San Diego people go to extreme measures to protect their precious pups from prowling predators. It's...
Shocking Video Exposes Nerds Brazenly Instigating the Robot Apocalypse
The evil geniuses at Boston Dynamics are creating highly advanced robots...all for their own sadistic pleasure. When the great robot uprising inevitably begins, it's pretty clear which humans will be...
And then it got weird: Farting Fish and Other Auditory Nightmares
First of all, we have to give NPR credit for keeping it classy and not using the phrase "farting fish" to create a crass clickbait headline. In the Fart of the Sea Mysterious Ocean Buzz Traced...
And then it got weird: The Injustice of Varmint Inequality
Today's economy is rough on everyone. Some of us can't find jobs. Some of us can't afford a place to live. Some of us are possums. A possum in Australia was forced to swallow his pride and take up...